I get stared at in stores
Little kids whisper and giggle when I pass
I can't fit into the clothes made for the whores
That laugh at my fat ass.
I walk into Borders or maybe, B&N
Diet books look at me mockingly and harrass-
Jeering and cursing, they mock the sin
That is my fat ass…
There are times that I wish I was thinner
I run, I bike, I chug Slim Fast…
All in the pursuit of an ass that's a winner.
As hard as I work, sure enough, here remains my fat ass.
Skinny Minnies and Buff Muffies agree,
Somehow, I offend others with my incredible mass…
That the world would be better without me
Long before they get to know my fat ass.
You shallow jackasses have a lot of nerve.
I have to shake my head and just say, alas,
I've had far more patience with you than you assholes deserve.
Y'all can kiss my fat ass!
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